K-17 • THE LAST LANDING
Grab a wooden spoon. That's your mic.
YOU WERE INVITED
saved you a seat. Pick your number below. Your crew is waiting.
Your spoon is your mic. It shows up on the bar, your crew photo and your share card.
Tap a spoon.
COLLAR COMMUNICATOR
Every crew member wears one. You can't see it. That's the point. It's also a cloaking device.
In public: touch your collarbone. Crew who see it will know. Everyone else won't notice a thing. Touch yours back and you've found each other.
Alone: the touch still goes out. Even when nobody's there, it carries one message: remember me for wanting harmony.
Morning and night: touch the badge, touch your collarbone, say "begin again." That's how crew sign on, and how crew sign off.
Every post counts. Pick the one that fits tonight.
The bartender is whoever holds the phone. For one song, they run the bar:
Each song is one singer's turn. "All 8" gives up to 8 singers their own song. Fewer than 8? Go around again. We recommend everyone sings twice. More than 8? Team up when a card says Two Spoons.
Some crew play for hours. We hope you do.
YOUR SONG
Bartender: tap it and lead the room. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, sing! The song and the timer start together.
Video stuck or not loading? Open the song in YouTube, start it there, then come back and tap Start timer.
Open in YouTubeEveryone shout a number. Tap the highest one.
Bartender: pass the phone to the left. The new bartender spins for the next singer.
Everyone in the shot, spoons or finger mics raised. The game frames it for you.
New night clears tonight's scores and songs and gives the bartender their veto back.
Tall Orders. Three cards are taller than the rest. Land on one and everyone stands and sings the whole song standing, spoons held high. Anyone who sits too early hears "Tall order!" and pops back up.
The Doible Shift. They're too tired to spell. Whoever points out the spelling has been noticed, and on this ship, noticed means you sing next.
The numbers. The Archive unlocks cards a few at a time. When this deck came through, 13 had arrived. Then four more showed up. Auditors are still studying the pattern. If you figure it out, keep it to yourself.
NIGHT SHIFT
1 to 17. Be honest. Nobody's watching.
TONIGHT'S SONG
Five seconds to settle in. Then the song and the timer start together.
Video stuck or not loading? Open the song in YouTube, start it there, then come back and tap Start timer.
Open in YouTubeHow much did you commit? 1 to 17. Every level counts.
Shift logged. Your seat stays saved.
Something is on the line.
Raise your finger mic.
Or press and hold the photo to save it.
Press and hold the picture to save or share it.
MAINTENANCE ADVISORY · DECK 2
Never touch your Away Spoon to your collar communicator.
You won't hear it. But mic plus communicator gives off a pitched frequency, and some programs aboard do hear it. They've asked us, politely, to ask you, politely, not to.
Accidents happen. That's why Maintenance runs 24/7.
But maintenance crew sleep too. Keep a respectful distance between your mic and your communicator, and let them.
Every choice you make here carries out into the ship around you.
Thank you. Begin again.
This erases everything on this phone: your crew number, your spoons, your Away Spoon photo, tonight's scores, the veto, your Night Shift log and your badge check-ins. Just want a new number? Use "Change my number" instead. It keeps everything else.
The ship isn't. Somebody needs a hand somewhere.
Some rooms aren't on any map. Keep taking shifts.