Padre's Table
The unofficial counsel of K-17 · pull up a stool
PADRE
TONIGHT'S THOUGHT FROM THE BAR
Every regular gets a nameplate
How much tonight?
Pick a commitment. You'll be rated against what you chose, and nothing else.
1
SHOW UP
Four pairs. A drink, a smile, home early. Being here is enough.
9
JOIN IN
Six pairs. Stay for a song or two, at your own pace.
17
GO ALL IN
Eight pairs. Full table. Spoons out. You mean it tonight.
"A one isn't less than a seventeen. It's just a different evening." — Padre
PADRE
Find the pairs. Every one has a story.
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BEGIN AGAIN!
Goodnight, friend
PADRE
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Your seat is saved. The lanterns stay on.